Yesterday started off better than expected.
Rain had been forecast from around breakfast time, so I was up just after sunrise for a cool early morning bike ride before the weather came in.
I managed my usual ten or so kilometre circuit in around 35 minutes which was about what it was taking me last year, so there's some hope there as regards building fitness levels.
And the rain held off until mid morning allowing me to get a few things done outside, earthing up my potatoes. checking my broad beans, little things like that.
And then the day kind of went downhill.
A couple of weeks ago I'd bought J a refurbished Acer Spin as a lighter weight, less bulky alternative to her 15" HP laptop.
It cost me less than two hundred bucks, but while I was setting it up for her I thought that it, or something similar, would make a decent alternative to my Windows 10 based Thinkpad that I used to document both Dow's and Chiltern, not to mention my using it up at the Athenaeum - after all most of the resources are online and most of the work is done via a browser, so it's not as if I needed anything particularly meaty.
Well, after two weeks with the Spin, J came to the conclusion that it wasn't viable as an alternative to taking her big laptop to the art classes and workshops she runs - the weight wasn't that different, and she wasn't that keen on the spacing of the keys, preferring a chiclet style keyboard with space between the keys.
Ok, no great loss, it hadn't cost us that much money, and anyway I could see a use for it, so I decided to change the default user account, as you would do if you were giving the computer to some one else.
On Linux, it's easy, just a brute force wipe and reinstall - with most distros it takes about forty minutes. Yes, you can be a bit more sophisticated, but the brute force approach works well. On a Macs it's easy and relatively straightforward - just follow the bouncing ball and you'll be right, no technical knowledge required.
Windows, well it's windows.
It looks straight forward but it isn't.
Basically what you do is a system reset that wipes the computer and does a vanilla reinstall. Being windows it gives you a choice - use the local recovery partition or download a fresh copy from Microsoft.
Some advice on the web says use the local copy, it's usually faster, others do a fresh download.
So I tossed a coin and went local. It sat for about fifty minutes saying something like ' preparing files 1%' and then suddenly burst into life, rebooted, started installing windows, bombed out, and restored itself back to the original state with a singularly unhelpful error message.
So I tried again, doing a cloud based reinstall this time.
Despite the fact we have a pretty zippy connection these days, it took a couple of hours. Some of it might have been due to latency on the part of Microsoft's download servers, but most of this seems to be due to Microsoft's reset and reinstall process taking for ever - the messages detailing progress (or not) were as unhelpful as ever, so at one point I actually ran up task manager to see if it had hung, but no, it was rattling away.
Anyway. it eventually rebooted, and then did a reinstall, which again seemed to take forever - I am not by nature a patient person, and this was by now severely trying what little what little patience I do have - but eventually I got a fresh copy of Windows 11 and went through the normal set up dialogue.
Including my false start with a local reinstall it took over four hours to get a working machine.
It didn't help that the messages regarding progress were utterly unhelpful and gnomic - it almost made me long for the verbosity of the old style debian install script.
My advice is that, if you plan on doing this, be prepared to lose most of a day doing it, and if you have the bandwidth go for a cloud based reset - it will download about 4GB of data, and the actual reset process is so slow I don't think the speed of your connection matters overmuch, a standard 50MB/s link should be good enough.
It is however genuinely unattended, meaning that providing you can resist the temptation to take a peek, it could be left going overnight, leaving the actual windows setup to the following morning...