there's a snail in my mailbox ...

Yesterday evening I went to check the house mailbox. Why I don't know, all our bills come electronically and no one writes to us using traditional technology, or if they do they know to use our post office box and not our street address

Anyway, in among all the junk mail from real estate agents and car dealers was a snail. Quite a big one, nibbling on some junk mail from Amex.

Gives a whole new meaning to snail mail...